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this was just a stunt for her new album Blue Ice

This is sick actually. Why ruin his consciousness?

11 years later and this is still the News.

Would be cool if true Caring about minorities is lame

The funny part is that people think this is satire. Louisiana just passed law where 10 commandments must be displayed in every classroom.

You laugh but these people exist, they're called efilists

Strange seeing Dr. Wainwright in a presidential debate with one of his patients

Can someone explain what's the deal with Walmart for non-Americans? I've been there once back in 2015 and it seemed ok.

This kid played the creepy dude who cut off all his limbs in The Boys on Amazon lol

Watched this when I was 12, and thought it was real fearing that my parents would think I'm brain dead to and kill me 😭. I'm 19 now and watching it back... I dunno what I was thinking.

Watched this when I was 12, and thought it was real fearing that my parents would think I'm brain dead to and kill me 😭. I'm 19 now and watching it back... I dunno what I was thinking.

God this one is so stellar.

GOAT reporter

I am here after 10 years !! Has it learned to masturbate now ?

Literally shitting in the men's bathroom right now let's gooooo

Ah, Onion, you had me until you suggested that Swifties wouldn't gladly shower in Taylor's piss.

She pulled a Dave Matthews Band?

Give her a break, she's HUMAN. People make mistakes.

The Tech Trends reporter and the developer they cut to first in the office both ended up in the Neflix Punisher show.

To be fair, that was a $38,000 fuzzy poof.

😂

Taylor what a guy!

Is this funny?

Oh my God, I thought it was serious at first, hilarious 😂

as an autistic person this feels like a joke FOR autistic people rather than making fun of us, that said... I'm still cry laughing at this, thank you

Pfft, amateur. Any Italian can quadruple park a motorcycle.

Omelette du Fromage!

A lot of Joe Bidens

So this is the creature that created the pedophile

The Onion is usually more on the mark than this with their posting of future news a decade or so before it happens. The actual ruling was 'Supreme Court: Having a King "Totally Badass"'.' At least they got the "I am the law!" part right.

😆😆😆😆

As a person with ADHD I really felt like I had ADHD!

The best thing is that in this day and age it would actually work immo 🤣🤣🤣, lets test it on vapes

THE ONE WHO FARTED DOENST THINK HIS OWN FART STINKS

LMAO

I had my speaker on the first time I saw this and my 9 year old sister heard them say "F@ggot"

Being a hypocrite like Taylor is so much worse than using your Jet engine to go from court proceedings to grant oneself immunity to overthrow democracies.

Poles be vibing to this fr fr

“I bet a lot of moms are saying fuck you” “I get that a lot” 😂😂😂

why why why why why

Wow has the onion gone downhill Time to just close shop. They are nearly as bad as current stand up comedy

You're laughing. Quigley will die and you're laughing.

2137 wormhole time machine oh that's what happened son of a bitch😂 I'm going to have to challenge musk on this one😊

I wish she'd pick a different hair color besides the color of puke

She really emptied the potty right on top of everyone

I heard she took a dump on the sidewalk outside the store, Then charged fans $50 to look at it.

Today on News, Weather, Sports, and Taylor Swift...

Taylor Swift fans when they meet Seamstress Slow

Gives the term _'eat shit'_ a whole new meaning...

People who are always happy are incredibly annoying 😂